Today is one of those days where I am GLAD it’s my rest day. It’s dreary outside, the rain is making my knee throb, and the Huffington Post sent an alert of my phone about how “breastaurants” or restaurants like Hooters and something demeaning about a kilt, are becoming more popular. The alert woke me up before the Peanut did. An alert about WOMEN WHO SERVE YOU BEER DRESSED AS THE HIGHLANDER’S FANTASY WOMAN???? Not Hosni Mubarak dying, or even Snooki falling down again, but a boobs and brews alert. Nothing says “wake the hell up” like an article about how popular underboob sweat is as a french fry flavoring.
Seriously, not only do they serve food that’s lethally sodium rich and saturated fat laden, they serve it to you with a side of T&A. It’s like a one-two-punch for an obese, heterosexual male.
“Here is your quadruple cheeseburger, 32 oz beer, side of boob sweat fries, and did you catch a good view of the bottom of my ass cheeks in my booty shorts?”
Heart Attack. Right there. It happens even quicker if their favorite sports team is winning on one of the televisions.
I am all for women choosing what they want to do for a living, I’m not even opposed to nudity on tv,but there is just something that grosses me out about men going to a restaurant specifically to have their meat served with a side of flesh. Apart from the “ick” factor, it just bugs me.
Trust me, I KNOW I’m being a huge hypocrite on this one. I KNOW I pin all sorts of pictures of men without their shirts on. I mean, have you SEEN some of the FitFluential Manbassadors? They look like they should be on the covers of romance novels.
However, I do not think that I’d go to a restaurant where the servers are half naked abercrombie models with abs so ripped you’d think they were sculpted. I have NO idea why. I am accepting my hypocrisy on this one. It’s.Just.Icky.
Do what everyone else does, ogle people at the pool/beach, through dark sunglasses so no one can tell whom you are ogling, and DON’T WAKE ME UP TO TELL ME ABOUT BOOB SWEAT SEASONING.
Moving On….It’s dark. I got exactly ONE picture taken before the sun disappeared entirely. I am saddened by this…oh well, the recipe will still make you want to sacrifice rubber chickens to the gods of awesome.
Homemade Nutella Made HEALTHY.
healthy homemade “nutella”
Ingredients
- 2 cups hazelnuts
- 3 oz melted 60% dark chocolate
- 3 tbsp chocolate pudding mix I like “Mates” brand from Whole Foods, it’s all natural
- 2 tbsp PB2
- 1/4 cup skim milk
Instructions
puree all ingredients in a food pro or vitamix and whir until soft and spreadable. If it’s too thick, add more milk.
Ideas: top with bruleed bananas (as above)
