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Baio in the Buff?

Lately, I’ve been in a bit of a state. I’ve not been able to train for my upcoming triathlon as much as I’d like, because my bits decided to BRING A POX UPON OUR HOUSE! Seriously. Children are disgusting little beasties that I am sure we’d all segregate and quarantine if they weren’t so freaking […]

WORDS, MOUTH, COFFEE.

I know it will shock all of you buttercups to hear that I was especially EMO in high school. I was the theatre girl who read and wrote poetry, had several politically-charged bumper stickers on my 1994 Burgundy Ford Taurus (named “Scarlet.”) I did my tenth grade English research project comparing the works Gertrude Stein […]

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There’s Always Whisky.

Last night, I was enjoying a lovely night’s rest, sleeping well, until approximately 1:30 am. At that time, my phone started pinging angrily on my nightstand, alerting me to the fact that I had been remiss in not TURNING MY PHONE ON DO NOT DISTURB. How could I forget? Alas, angry Scots were blowing up […]

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Describe it to Me. In Detail.

I am in sadface mode. Tomorrow, two of my triathlon team members leave me for 14 days so they can haul ass back to their native Scotland to vote on the referendum for Scottish independence. They are strongly in favor of Scotland being its own nation. I am awash in anxiety for them. I will […]