Spending A Lot of Money To Look Like a Douche.

I often have a hard time believing that people have more pre-holiday traditions other than arguing about which way to make the sweet potato casserole and who has to sit next to creepy Uncle Al. (no one ever found out WHAT that was in his chest freezer, and why does he have a Bill Clinton … Read more…

Pepper Spray is the Newest Turkey Flavor

It’s over! It’s all over! Oh wait…Christmas. The feast of the fat pants is behind us and the gluttony of gifts is before us. I am going to try not to be crabby about the whole situation, but the whole thing has become so ridiculously commercial. Everyone trying to “out-gift” each other and shopping ON … Read more…