Sobbing In Public

Do you know what the best part of Thanksgiving is? The bastardization and whitewashing of a particularly racist and violent part of our history? No, silly. It’s the really stiff drink that you have at the end of the festivities that makes you care a lot less that your brother’s husband cheers for the Steelers … Read more…

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Don’t Scratch Your Arse Then Rub Your Eye.

Was I the only person who had the crappiest Sunday ever? Seriously, let me kvetch a moment, my family is still battling the bubonic plague, the cop was dealing with some sort of eye issue (more on that later) and the Captain was in rare.form. I did make cookies and salad with half of an … Read more…

Bring On Ze Pie, Bring On Ze Ass.

I thought I’d lure you in first. Remember my Thanksgiving prep? It started today. Instead of making one, giant pie for 4 people,(one of whom hasn’t any teeth) I made several mini-pies that I could freeze and thaw as we want. I don’t know about you, but I freaking hate making pie crust, and I … Read more…