Moustached Men and Their Nuts.

I realize I write in a lot of superlatives. “This is THE BEST green bean recipe”, “He is the MOST awesome person ever”, “I had the BIGGEST pimple in the universe”! My high school really didn’t do the superlatives thing in the yearbook like my siblings’ high school did, but if they had, I am … Read more…

Daylight Savings Can Eat My Scones.

When I was a teenager, fall daylight savings time was my favorite non-holiday. It wasn’t my birthday, and it wasn’t Christmas, but I got to sleep an entire extra hour on top of the 11 or so I was probably already sleeping. Spring daylight savings time was the worst. You lose an hour of sleep, … Read more…

Nothing Says “RUN” Like Nipples.

This weekend was over too quickly. Though I wasn’t running the ING, I knew so many people that were, I may as well have been.  It was a beautiful weekend in my fine city for a stupidly long run. The spectators held great signs reading “Marathons would be really easy if it weren’t for all … Read more…