Second Shitty Day.

Day 2 at the hospital with the peanut. She passed the 24 hour seizure repeat. (meaning she didn’t have a repeat seizure.) She’s still really tired and not feeling great, and still not 100% herself, but hasn’t had a fever since 2 am. I miss the Captain like crazy and I cannot wait to see … Read more…

A Really Effing Shitty Night.

There will be no WIAW today. No jokes, no recipes. Last night, the Peanut had two febrile seizures and is currently getting a lumbar puncture whilst I and the Captain wait outside. I simply cannot watch. The Cop is back there with her. All prayers, good thoughts/vibes are appreciated. last night, before seizure/after Motrin.

Sweet, Arse Flavored Soap.

Ten things I dislike about today The Peanut is sick. I *think* it may just be teething, but either way… January Joiners. My gym was PUH-ACKED today. Trust me when I tell you, none of them got the memo on gym etiquette. (just when you think you’re wearing enough deodorant, add more, don’t use more … Read more…

Hiding Bourbon In Your Bonnet.

Oh, it’s Iowa Caucus day! One of the most annoying television days! Thank the sweet baby Jeebus it only happens every four years! Could you just imagine this circus happening every year? I’d be forced to turn into one of those annoying celebrities threatening to move out of the country. I’d just become Amish or … Read more…

Being A Badass Manatee.

I admire people who take time to do their jobs well. Whether it’s a doorperson, or cop, or red mango raspberry placer. The last one is really the most important. If you are a fro-yo fan you know just how wiley those bitches can be. They’ll fall right the hell off of your yogurt. Not … Read more…