A Mullet For Your Transgressions

Why is it that as soon as you think you can convince your child to sleep in his bed, alone, he snaps and decides that 11:15 is the perfect time for a ukelele concert? Who thinks a ukelele concert is a good idea, ever? I mean, there was that generously sized Hawaiian fellow who remade … Read more…

Queen Bitch of the Snack Cake

Well I’ll be damned. The Giants won. My husband is SURE that the reason they won is because we took the Captain to Dave and Buster’s on (yes “on” it’s a local colloquialism.) Long Island, which is where we were this time 4 years ago, when I was VERY pregnant with him, watching the Giants … Read more…