I Want To Make Out With A Jack-O-Lantern

The crowds, OH the crowds. Don’t get me wrong, my city is usually crowded. Brooklyn is usually NOT very crowded. Atlantic Antic, the street fair to end all street fairs, was very crowded.  I’m not claustrophobic at all, so I definitely didn’t feel like I needed a Xanax or anything. Yes, those are Uniqlo boxes […]

Sluttier than Blanche Devereaux

Drop something, please drop something. Anything but more beggin strips. If anyone with kids tells you that THIS is not a bonus of having a dog, they are filthy liars. Half of the reason of having a dog is the cleanup factor. She is a walking, living, breathing, snarfing vacuum. It’s great. Elijah is forever […]