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Baio in the Buff?

Lately, I’ve been in a bit of a state. I’ve not been able to train for my upcoming triathlon as much as I’d like, because my bits decided to BRING A POX UPON OUR HOUSE! Seriously. Children are disgusting little beasties that I am sure we’d all segregate and quarantine if they weren’t so freaking […]

WORDS, MOUTH, COFFEE.

I know it will shock all of you buttercups to hear that I was especially EMO in high school. I was the theatre girl who read and wrote poetry, had several politically-charged bumper stickers on my 1994 Burgundy Ford Taurus (named “Scarlet.”) I did my tenth grade English research project comparing the works Gertrude Stein […]

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There’s Always Whisky.

Last night, I was enjoying a lovely night’s rest, sleeping well, until approximately 1:30 am. At that time, my phone started pinging angrily on my nightstand, alerting me to the fact that I had been remiss in not TURNING MY PHONE ON DO NOT DISTURB. How could I forget? Alas, angry Scots were blowing up […]