Running Away With Canadian Science Teachers

One more episode of “Yo Gabba Gabba” and I’m going to start biting my friends. Rain in our home equals crayons, cars, and tv. Yesterday it was raining horizontally, that meant DJ Lance and the Fresh Beats were reigning at our home. I want to punch the white rapper fresh beat in the teeth, or … Read more…

Shirtless Sam Champion

It’s Friday! And while the Today Show is waving it’s “We Support Abusers” flag, by dancing and singing along with Chris Brown’s live performance, you’re probably wondering A: What’s on Good Morning America, and B: What you’re doing this weekend! I’ve seen Sam Champion (the weatherman from GMA) up close and personal without his shirt … Read more…

Merry Drapermas!

Merry Drapermas! Tonight should be an official holiday. A holiday where we celebrate with bribery, liquid lunches, cocktail parties, pearls, high-waisted skirts, and less-than-virtuous experiences with ad men that are recently separated from their batshit crazy wives. Sounds like a good time to me. Please pass the gin, and delicious, gray eyed, Don Draper (mix … Read more…

Getting In Bed With Don Draper

Happy Vernal Equinox! Get outside and go for a walk! (gas is too damn expensive to drive.) I really think we could solve our energy crisis if we could somehow harness all the hot air the politicians are producing on the primary trail. I think we could power Vegas for a year. I also think … Read more…