Ninja Waffles

Ok, so I made awesome vegan chocolate chai waffles for this post, so hold onto your butts. You know what kind of post I’ve not done in FOREVER?! So I’m doing one. This series is for the PNR lover. A purist. Someone who loves all the silly trappings of the genre. Fated mates. Long-lived vampires. … Read more…

Suck it, Faerie.

Ok, so fair warning, I’m about to fangirl the fuck all over a book. I’m also making easy vegan malted mocha brownies. BUT! I was also this book’s first reader. (As the author of it is mine.) ALTHOUGH!!! If I wasn’t impressed, or didn’t like it, I simply wouldn’t talk about it at all. (I’m cunty that … Read more…

Fighting Irish (Patriarchy?)

Let me just start by saying this: I hate my ovaries. I hate my uterus. I hate the curse of Eve. I hate the patriarchy. I hate that the vegan pop tarts have no frosting, and I hate that day drinking is considered so gauche–because my uterus says it’d benefit quite a bit from a … Read more…

Forceps and Foreplay?

For today’s entertainment…A book and vegan cookie butter. Both are sweet and naughty. Want to know what’s sexy? Pap smears. Or not. Actually, a pap smear is the second-least sexy thing in the world. Number one is obviously anything to do with the incoming Orange Gorilla of horror. But pap smears are DEFINITELY number two. … Read more…

Deaf People Talk Dirty–or at least think it. Five Deaf Romance Novels.

Completely unrelated to post below, but I love it, so I’m sharing. I got my 2017 planner. This makes me unspeakably happy. I have severe ADHD and dyscalculia, so I have to plan everything in exacting detail. (And I still manage to forget shit. Ever so frustrating.) I just ordered stickers for it. I love … Read more…