Finals are over. Papers are turned in. Grant proposals are being written. MUST BE SUMMER, AMIRITE?!?!? So what if it’s in the 50s and raining!?!?! I can’t be bothered with such details.
Seeing as how I am too sore to even attempt to stand from a seated position or sit from a standing position, I really cannot be expected to go outside.
I’m also going to probably become dehydrated because I have no intention on furthering my need to sit and stand by filling my bladder.
I am also in a slap-happy mood because, you know, finals are OVER, so today I bring you….
adventures in ambien.
By the very act of reading this blog, you know I am a writer….at least of snarky blogs….what you may not know is that I also write a fair amount of fiction. On top of the book for the musical I am penning with Broadway Baby, I am also working on a YA book about a young woman struggling with her weight and high school terrors like realizing your supposedly emo partner-in-crime secretly likes a boy band.
Well, last night I was doing some story-mapping and outline writing….after I took my ambien. Let’s see if you can figure out what in the fresh hell I was thinking!
Natasha: possibly purple with love Stevie Nicks. Maybe tries OTC hydroxy? Jessi Spano no AC or Mark Paul. Oreo buying stares vending machine
London: coffee soy milk more coffee vegan likes jello cigarettes in cello american spirit coughs and tries likes she and him hates zoe deschanel
Can you follow that line of WTF?!?!?
I looked at it this morning, and just shook my head. Last night I apparently text the Gaysian (who is also a literature PhD) at around 11:30, telling him I had a breakthrough and that Stephanie Meyer probably wrote Twilight while she was on peyote, which was her mistake because a legal sleep aid is obviously where the best inspiration comes from. I also apparently text him something about swallowing goldfish and necklaces made ice packs for summer weddings.
I am just glad I didn’t delete anything I have written while not under the influence.
Or the pictures and recipe to this hot fudge sauce I made you.
Bourbon Hot Fudge. You want it, you know you do.
Bourbon Hot Fudge
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 15 minutes
Keywords: appetizer condiment snack dessert
- 4 tbsp butter
- 4 tbsp dark cocoa
- 1/3 cup sugar
- 1/3 cup GOOD bourbon (I like Wild Turkey)
- 1/2 tsp salt
bring all ingredients to boil in a saucepan on medium low, whisking the entire time.
cook ten minutes
pour over everything.