Shark Surfing

Like most red-blooded Americans, I spent last night watching Sharknado 2. Who wouldn’t want to watch Ian Ziering and Tara Reid run about Manhattan while being nearly eaten by giant sea creatures? My initial wariness over the near-impossible plot-lines were quickly overshadowed by the utter glee that watching such a spectacle wrought … Continue reading

Let’s Pretend It Isn’t Over…

This post is best introduced with a gif. Why is that? Because last Tuesday, the final book in my favorite series since Nancy fucking Drew was released. It was….Well, I thought the waiting would be the hardest part. Two years between releases for someone like me–someone who needs schedules and … Continue reading

Bibliophrenia…It’s a thing.

Up is down. Left is right. Richard Marx seemingly has a new album…(It’ll never be another “Should’ve Known Better”…the botox prevents him from moving his mouth properly.) One thing that hasn’t changed is that I’m still reading an absurd amount of books. I have a crippling fear that I’ll one … Continue reading