Meh. Have a Cookie

Oh hai, Sunday Sweet/Oscar Sunday.

It’s the gay superbowl, so I’m obviously quite pressed for time. It’s also Purim, it’s also Sunday Sweet. I still have to get to the gym. Let’s call this post an “almost all food/very little content” post because that is precisely what it is.

Every year in the grocery stores, you see a wealth of a triangular cookie called a “hamantashen” they’re so named for “Haman” aka dude who wanted to off all the Jews by the hand of the Persians, and was soundly defeated by the Jews under the leadership of Mordechai and the awesome steadfastness of Esther the faster.

The cookies or “hamantashen” eaten on Purim is essentially the Jewish People saying “you want to kill us? meh! not going to happen, so I’m going to eat a cookie.”

You look thin; eat something.

Perhaps these apple pie hamantashen.

apple pie hamantashen

Apple Pie Hamantashen

by Cat Bowen

Prep Time: 20 minutes

Cook Time: 20 minutes

Keywords: bake snack dessert kosher dairy-free

Ingredients (18 hamantashen)

    for the crust

    • 1 1/2 cups AP flour
    • 1 stick earth balance spread COLD (or butter if you’re going dairy)
    • 1/2 cup sugar
    • 1/4 cup ICE COLD orange juice
    • zest of one orange
    • 1/2 tsp salt

    for the filling

    • 2 extra large granny smith apples, peeled, cored, and diced into 1/2″ dice
    • 2 tbsp coconut oil
    • 2 tbsp flour
    • 2 tbsp honey
    • 1 tsp cinnamon
    • 1/4 tsp nutmeg
    • 1/4 tsp ground ginger

    additional

    • 1 egg beaten with 1 tbsp water for egg wash

    Instructions

    for the crust

    in a food processor, pulse butter, flour, salt, sugar, and zest together

    slowly add liquid until it combines

    roll out onto a floured surface until 1/4″ thickness

    cut into 2 1/2″ circles (I use a juice glass)

    place rounds onto a sprayed cookie sheet

    for filling

    stir together all ingredients

    to bake

    preheat oven to 350

    place 1 heaping tsp of filling onto each round and pull up three sides around filling to form triangle, pinch corners to seal

    brush with egg wash

    bake for 15mins or until golden brown

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    4 Responses to Meh. Have a Cookie

    1. Fantastic retelling of the story of Purim! Forget the Megillah, you’ve said it all. Have a cookie! These look deliiish.

    2. F-you cookies are the best cookies

    3. Miz says:

      NO WORD BUT LOVE.