This post is super serious. My entire relationship might hinge on this one thing..ok, so that might be a bit of an overstatement, but still.
What do you think of these boots?
I love them. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. The man said “I think those might unquestionably be the most hideous shoes you’ve ever considered ordering.”
WHAAAAAAAAAA????????? Those shoes look as though they were hewn by angels and the late Alexander McQueen!! The stitches were done by sprites in a garden who simply couldn’t choose one color! Pattern loving, OCD sprites!! DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THOSE ARE?!?!?!?!
Beyond that, do they not look so cozy? I just want to slip them on with my skinnies and rush to prek pickup, or grab my gym bag and dash off!!
Ok, so this was a quick, nonsense post, but really. It’s important. My credit card is in my hand.
I WANT THEM.
I’ll probably never get laid again, but sometimes shoes just call to you.
IF YOU LOVE ME YOU’LL LOVE MY SHOES TOO!!!
(clearly, I’m in the most hysterical of moods…..watch out or I might paint a moustache on you)