This post is super serious. My entire relationship might hinge on this one thing..ok, so that might be a bit of an overstatement, but still.
What do you think of these boots?
I love them. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. The man said “I think those might unquestionably be the most hideous shoes you’ve ever considered ordering.”
WHAAAAAAAAAA????????? Those shoes look as though they were hewn by angels and the late Alexander McQueen!! The stitches were done by sprites in a garden who simply couldn’t choose one color! Pattern loving, OCD sprites!! DO YOU KNOW HOW RARE THOSE ARE?!?!?!?!
Beyond that, do they not look so cozy? I just want to slip them on with my skinnies and rush to prek pickup, or grab my gym bag and dash off!!
Ok, so this was a quick, nonsense post, but really. It’s important. My credit card is in my hand.
I WANT THEM.
I’ll probably never get laid again, but sometimes shoes just call to you.
IF YOU LOVE ME YOU’LL LOVE MY SHOES TOO!!!
(clearly, I’m in the most hysterical of moods…..watch out or I might paint a moustache on you)
I kind of hate them. Sorry.
i love them. a lot.
Oh you can have them…. But I will join in the taunting. Toms are hideous when not on miniature child-sized appendages.
Though I’m probably only saying that because of your earlier hysteria. I guess they’re kind of cute. Maybe. Ill decide later and get back to you
I’m sorry, but they are a definite no.
eeeeeh. but you go girl!
can we TAPE a big ass wedge heel on them?
id be in then
Get them. It’s your foot. And trust me, he’s a man, you’re definitely still getting laid.