Sunday Sweet at 4 in the afternoon? If you’ve been sick all damn week, yes. But I am feeling fine and frisky now!!
Expect absolutely nothing from me this week…mostly so you’ll be pleasantly surprised when I produce something readable!!
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go ready myself for the Golden Globes. I plan on wearing my finest pajamas, and my hair will be in a very elegant bitchbun atop my head.
I love Amy Pohler and Tina Fey, so I am sort of anxious with excitement.
SUNDAY SWEET!!
Ok, so there’s this recipe going around on Pinterest that calls for a boxed strawberry cake mix and an asston extra butter and sugar. It’s friggen popular on Pinterest, and what it essentially is, is artificial ass, fat, and sugar.
I figured I could do it naturally and make it tastier. I wasn’t wrong.
Strawberry Brownies, ass and artificiality excluded.
Strawberry Brownies

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Prep Time: 20 minutes
Cook Time: 30 minutes
Keywords: bake bread breakfast dessert bars cake
Ingredients (24 brownies)
- 1lb fresh strawberries or 2 cups frozen
- 1 stick butter
- 1 1/4 cup sugar
- 2 cups flour
- 1/2 tsp salt
- 1/2 tsp baking soda
- 1 tsp vanilla
- 6 tbsp egg whites or 2 eggs
Instructions
preheat oven to 375F
in a saucepan on medium, heat the butter, sugar and berries until they start to break down, about 5 minutes
add vanilla
cook 2 more minutes and mash with a potato masher until mostly one texture
take off heat and let cool a few minutes, if you skip this, you will regret it.
sift together dry ingredients
stir egg whites into the berry mixture
fold in dry ingredients
pour into a greased 13″-9″ pan
bake for 30 minutes or until a skewer inserted in the center comes out clean.
















The onlynthing that would make these better ismif they were globular. But ill eat the crap out of those cubes of yum any day. Send Maurice.
Looks amazing!
I LOVE YER GLOBES.
and miss you
I feel like we be the TWO SHIPS as of late!!!
mmmm. these look delicioussss! my husband would love them, too. he’s such a freak… he doesn’t like chocolate! but since these are strawberry brownies, he’d be totally into it
xo.
on the eggs ingredient is it 6 tablespoons of egg whites or 2 eggs <—– 2 eggs worth of egg white or 2 whole eggs?
either 6 tbsp of liquid whites (like EB or eggology) or 2 whole eggs.