Popcorn, Peanut M & Ms and Perky Prozac

When I first started losing weight seven years ago, I thought it was going to be the hardest thing I would ever do. (This was obviously a few years before I had kids.) It was REALLY hard; I wasn’t far off that in that it would be one of the toughest journeys I would ever go on.  There were times where I felt like I was crossing the Sahara, alone, in a snow suit. Or a fat suit. Whatever; both make you sweat.

I didn’t understand it would change things so viscerally. I had no idea that just losing weight would teach me things about myself I never knew, other than the fact that my jeans didn’t have to assault me, and you can leave the muffin tops to muffins. Which is good, because that meant I could stop hating the muffins and start eating them. Mmmm warm muffins.

It taught me I had more will-power than I know. It taught me that I could enjoy foods that I had only laughed at previously. It taught me that I was strong enough to throw around a medicine ball like Atlas, or Jack LaLane or Steven Tyler..oh wait, wrong medicine ball. It taught me I could stand tall and be proud of the progress I made and to hell with people who thought my depression or my drive or my love of peanut M&Ms with popcorn would stop me. Psshhhh. They should know the thing I like best more than anything in this world is making idiotic people eat their words. (just so you know, your words taste like steak-ums.)

Oddly enough, the first BIG lesson I learned had NOTHING to do with my epic internal struggle; the war between the fat girl and the fit girl.

It had to do with Lucy and Ethyl. Who are Lucy and Ethyl, you ask? That would be my boobs. When I was heavy, Lucy and Ethyl stood *mostly* where they were meant to. After I lost 175 lbs, not so much. I was standing tall, and they were acting shy and staring at the floor. I tried to coax them to be cheerier on my own, but they weren’t talking to me at the time.

That was until I got a bra fitting. I found out that my formerly 38 DDDs were now 34ImaybeaBcupifIhavePMS.  I got a REAL bra. Fitted by a REAL person. A tall, Russian woman who clicked her tongue at me and purred: “Dahhhling, you should have seen me months ago. You’re making your bosom sad. Your bosom needs to be happy. My bras? Bosom Prozac.”

Bosom Prozac? I wanted Bosom Prozac? Prozac makes you gain weight. My boobs could use some prozac. She did just that. The first big girl bra I bought after I lost the weight made me stand taller, and Lucy and Ethyl stood right with me. Like soldiers of cleavage.

Remember yesterday’s Birthday Week challenge? Did you all go meatless yesterday? I am going to assume you did. It’s good for my heart if I assume you did. I had a lovely meatless Monday-zomg the dinner I had. The recipe is coming later in this post.

Today’s challenge/task has to do with your girls.

Task #2 Get a bra fitting.

It will change. your. life. For guys? Um. Do 40 Burpees. I hear they’re good for moobs.

Getting a fitting takes ZERO time and it is sooo worth it. You’re worth it. Lucy and Ethyl have never been the same. I mean, Lucy still gets a bit loopy around cough syrup, but I think Ethyl is totes ready to ditch Fred.

As for yesterday’s task? I loved it. I loved dinner, too. Do you like nachos? Oh, you do? How about pizza? Yes?

Then Nacho Pizza is for you.

Nacho Pizza

Nacho Pizza

Ingredients

  • 1 prepared, uncooked, whole grain pizza crust (I used trader joe's)
  • 1 15.5 oz can of refried black beans (I used trader joe's)
  • 1 cup prepared salsa (trader joe's again)
  • either 1 cup jalapeno stuffed olives, chopped or pickled jalapenos
  • 2 cups chopped fresh mushrooms
  • 1 8oz package 2% shredded cheddar
  • 1 cup chopped scallions
  • 1 cup chopped cilantro
  • +for toppings+
  • sour cream
  • avocado
  • fresh lime

Instructions

  1. Preheat oven to 425F
  2. roll out your pizza crust and place on a greased grill pan and grill both sides until just cooked or place in a 425F oven and par-bake
  3. spread refried beans over crust almost to the edges
  4. top with salsa
  5. top with mushrooms, scallions, and olives
  6. cover with cheese
  7. bake for approximately 10 minutes
  8. cut and serve with avocado, sour cream, and cilantro.
http://breakfasttobed.com/2012/04/17/popcorn-peanut-m-ms-and-perky-prozac/

When was the last time you had a bra fitting?

How are you staying active today?

Because I’m drinking my requisite bucket of coffee, how do you take yours?

This is for Julie at Peanut Butter Fingers:

The Captain playing the Lava Game.

He may have just had a healthy twix bar, too.

24 comments on “Popcorn, Peanut M & Ms and Perky Prozac

  1. I think the last time I had a bra fitting wasn’t actually all that long ago, though exact (or even ballpark) date evades me. But the lovely lady lumps are feeling pert and perky in their over-the-shoulder boulder-holders, so I think we’re good for a bit.

    And, on the same note as boobs, I’ll be wearing a BRIGHT PINK sports bra to ZUMBA today for my activity quota.

  2. It’s was far, far too long ago that I had my last bra fitting – maybe a year and a half? I need to change that! Bosom Prozac? Funniest thing I’ve read all week!

    I’m planning to go for a run/walk once I’ve woken up and had some coffee (which today I’m taking iced with a little h&h and raw sugar).

    And yes, I went meatless yesterday because I always do meatless Mondays! I was vegetarian for about 11 years and so still end up eating a lot of meatless meals.

  3. bahahahah the floor is lava~!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Hookay so my weight loss did similar things to my body — though I have this wonderful genetic freakishness that means i have a lil muffin no matter how much weight i loose [even pants-less!] which is pretty much the bane of my existence. I got in a fight over it once. A mean girl told me muffin tops were UGLY and well, I had wine in my hand =) But that’s not the point! haha – I’m totally with you on the prozac-like effect of a good bra =) ooh and a good sports bra too! tata taming is an artform really.

    1. I also have a genetic muffin top no matter what weight I am! It’s so annoying and has led to the totally rude “so, when are you due?” question. To which I want to coolly reply “for what?” but I always get totally flustered!

  4. First of all, I love that they each have their own name. Making them feel like individuals. So thoughtful! ;) Second, I totally feel your pain in the post-weight-loss-not-standing-so-tall-anymore department. Also, I want that nacho pizza right now. Yummmmm.

  5. My last fitting was in August after I got pregnant & they started growing. I’ll get another one in a few weeks when (hopefully) these suckers (suckees?) figure out what they’re doing. I’m a little afraid. (When I lost weight, my boobs didn’t shrink at all. I feel ripped off.)

    Today’s planned activity is walking 2ish blocks. (I’m dreaming big.)

    Coffee = two pumps of hazelnut syrup + vanilla soymilk. Yum.

    Happy birthday week!

  6. My mom made me get a bra fitting early in high school. I was in gymnastics and completely flat at the time. They gave me “training” bras I was mortified. Though since then I’ve made up for my lack in size – I grew 7 inches in height when I quit gymnastics and my boobs – well.. :ahem: they grew along with me.

  7. Last bra fitting was pre-AJ – which was probably over 2 years ago. But now that the ladies are growing at an alarming rate once again, I will have to postpone the bra fitting til after baby and nursing since i will be looking like a porn star again in ohhh – roughly 5 months. HAHAHA.

    I’m bummed I didn’t have time to read this earlier today – would have made my smile throughout the day =)

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