Have any of you watched “Hillbilly Handfishing” or “Lizard Lick Towing”? They are quite the cinematic accomplishment. In spite of their less-than-stellar concepts, the shows are good for one thing: peculiar southern sayings and analogies.
“if my stacks of bills were pancakes; I could feed the hungry for months”
“I’m fine as frog hair”
“He’s busier than a one-legged man in a butt kickin contest”
“He’s uglier than the east end of a horse headed west.”
Why oh why don’t we have sayings like this in NYC? For once I’d like to hear some real, dyed-in-the-wool New Yorker turn around and say “his mouth runs like a duck’s butt” Though, I think in NYC, you’d have to change duck to pigeon.
What are most of our sayings like? Especially as a runner? “Run like you stole something.” For real. That’s a saying. Or “Eat like you’re not on a diet” or “wear it like its Prada”. Oh NYC, you are charming in so many other ways, this just isn’t one of them.
Also, we don’t spend nearly enough time drinking lemonade on our porches. Oh wait, does knocking back martinis on a hotel roof count? We have the market cornered on that one.
Speaking of running, today is a GLORIOUS day to run. Right under 50F, only the most gentle of wind, sunlight shining bright. Captain Crazypants and I have a date with the road. After that date with the road, we have a date with LEFTOVER PIZZA!! heck.yes.
To fuel us for our run, we had an AMAZING breakfast.
Oatmeal Baked in an Apple.
Prep Time: 5 minutes
Cook Time: 20 minutes
Keywords: breakfast gluten-free kosher nut-free soy-free vegetarian oats American fall winter
Ingredients (2 servings)
for 2 large apples
- 2/3 cup oats
- 1 cup water
- pinch baking soda
- 2 egg whites
- 2 tbsp chia seeds
- 2 tsp-2 tbsp brown sugar (to taste)
- 1/2 tsp cinnamon
- small pinch nutmeg
- small pinch salt
using a large tablespoon scoop out the inside of the raw apple, leaving only a small amount of apple behind.
rub the inside of the cored apple with a small amount of brown sugar and cinnamon
microwave the apples for 1 minute to soften
in a bowl
combine all other ingredients
scoop into apple
place in a baking dish and place in a cold oven
turn on oven to 350F
bake 20 minutes