A Mullet For Your Transgressions

Why is it that as soon as you think you can convince your child to sleep in his bed, alone, he snaps and decides that 11:15 is the perfect time for a ukelele concert? Who thinks a ukelele concert is a good idea, ever? I mean, there was that generously sized Hawaiian fellow who remade “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”, but he was an anomaly– and now dead–so kinda not important. I think a ukelele concert at quarter after eleven is about as appealing as a banjo concert in the back woods, by a river. Squeal like a tired mother. (because pigs are cliche.)

I am certain his number one goal in life is to see how much sleep, and, let’s call it “adult time” (which could be anything, Mom. playing Mah-Jong, paying bills, making candy..but it’s probably having sex.) he can prevent. It is a DAMN good thing that 45″ of child is as cute as he is. Because I could just as easily give him a mullet for his transgressions. His father had one for a period of time in the eighties-I know how humiliating that can look. I know, and I may post a picture of it if I can find that damn thing.

Seriously, what prompts a Chinese guy to grow a moustache and mullet? He looked like either a Mexican Lucha Libre wrestler or, as he puts it, Billy Cyrus got stuck in a wind machine. (his joke-I’d say “post plastic surgery Kenny Rogers dyed his hair black”.) It was a lot of look. A lot of really bad look.

Who knew he’d turn into such a well groomed cop, willing to do and eat the things his wife says are good for him. Such a nice fellow. He did whine at how spicy his dinner was, even though his three year old son said it wasn’t spicy enough.

I made refried bean soup. There are a CRAPTON of recipes for this on the web, but after a lot of tweaking, I really like mine. It is volume eating at it’s finest. You get a lot of food for not a lot of calories, it’s super filling, and it tastes like whoa.

I serve mine with a bit of sour cream and with either sweet potatoes or brown rice. I think it would be good over a regular baked potato or in a taco as well, but I really like black beans and sweet potatoes together. They’re perfect.

Spicy Refried Bean Soup

Spicy Refried Bean Soup

Ingredients

  • 1 can fat free refried black beans (or pinto)
  • 1 can black beans-do not drain
  • 16 oz vegetable stock
  • 1 lg can or carton (I use Pomi 26oz) chopped tomatoes-do not drain
  • 1 packet of taco seasoning (i use Trader Joe's)
  • 2 T chopped garlic
  • 1/2 lb carrots, chopped
  • 1 large onion, diced
  • 3 bell peppers, chopped
  • 1 1/2 cup corn kernels
  • 2 T olive oil
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • tabasco to taste
  • 1/2 cup chopped cilantro-optional

Instructions

  1. heat the oil in a large stockpot on medium-high
  2. add in onion and saute one minute
  3. add in garlic and saute one more minute
  4. add in bell pepper, carrot, and taco seasoning
  5. pour in remaining ingredients and simmer for 30 minutes to one hour
  6. serve with or over a baked sweet potato, brown rice, and with or without sour cream
  7. If you want to make this in a crock pot you would combine and stir all ingredients and set it to medium for 6 hours
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*note-I ONLY use Eden Organic beans. They are packaged in BPA free packaging. The same for Pomi tomatoes.

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5 Responses to A Mullet For Your Transgressions

  1. This soup looks incredible!
    I need to make this! YUM!

  2. Really…sweet potatoes and black beans??? I’ve never tried this combo, but I am SO freakin’ interested! Must make soup….

  3. Pingback: I’m So Clumsy | Swanky Dietitian

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