Hipster Archenemy.

What do you do the day after you have a dream that you’re Spiderman? Seriously. What can top being Spiderman? My whole day is going to be a let-down! I was flying through the air with the greatest of ease!!!

I was saving tourists! Taking down an evil empire! WEARING RED SPANDEX AND LOOKING GOOD WHILE DOING IT!!! I don’t know about you, but my twice weekly BodyPump sessions are basically only so that I will look good in red spandex from 10 floors down. Every squat I think “spandex, lycra, lifesaving.” Or not. Whatever.

Looks better on him.

Who would my archenemy be? Ronald McDonald? Scary Burger King King? Arby’s pot holder? Evil baton swinging cop on Wall Street? Nope. In my dream he looked just like Inspector Gadget, who I happened to run into in Park Slope the other day.

Go Go Gadget Grand Larceny?

Not to worry. I got this. Hipster Hip villain? Done.

If you were a superhero, which one would you be?

Who would be your archenemy?

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