Celebrity Smackdown

Yes, I worked out yesterday (4 quick mi on the dreadmill) Yes, we ate a healthful dinner (lighter macaroni and cheese and a HUGE barely any lettuce salad) YES, I am finishing up my cupboard organization, but what I am REALLY excited about is the line up for “Semi-Famous and/or Washed Up Quasi-Celebs do the Conga” aka “Dancing With The Stars!!!!!!!”

Did you SEE THE LINEUP? I can’t decide what I am more anxious for, Nancy Grace being eliminated and RAILING about it for DAYS, Casey Anthony verdict style? Or perhaps, Ricki Lake could referee a fight between Nancy Grace and Kristin Cavallari!! Do we think Rob and Kristin are going to fall superficially deeply in love, and marry in the end? ON TV? I hope Carson Kressley gets in a bitch fight with his costumer over rhinestone placement. The obvious heroes of this series are going to be Hope Solo of “soccabaw” (as the three year old calls it) and JR Martinez, already an American hero as an Iraq war vet. My guess is that 3 weeks into it, all the drama will have him longing for the sandbox.

I.Can’t.Wait. It should really be a sh!tstorm. Also, the leader of the Robot Apocalypse (Dick Cheney)  is all over my teevees right now, and I think he is sending me subliminal messages to re-create my computer into a warrior against socialism that will undoubtedly kill me in my sleep. Must.Fight.Urge.

On to……COOOOOOKIIIIIIEEES

These are GLUTEN FREE!!!!

Makes 16 cookies

  • one cup peanut butter
  • one egg
  • one cup + 2T sugar

Preheat oven to 350F Combine all ingredients reserving 2T sugar, form dough into 1″ balls and roll the balls in the reserved sugar. Place balls on parchment lined cookie sheet, criss cross each with a fork. Bake 10-13 minutes

These cookies are moist, dense, and delicious.

To gild the lily:

add 3/4 cup dark chocolate chips

roll the balls in crushed RAW peanuts and sea salt

halfway through baking sprinkle with bacon bits!! (Don’t say you didn’t think about it)

make into cookie sandwiches with jam in the middle.

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